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Joke of the Day

"What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt. ....... Ba dum chhhh!"

"A guy escaped from the lunatic asylum. He broke into the local laundromat, banged the female assistant and ran off. Headline in the local newspaper next day read, ""Nut Screws Washer and Bolts""."

"My stapler is pretty terrible at holding these pages together... ...thank goodness for staples, huh!?"

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those that understand binary. The eight types that don't give a fuck. And those that expected this to be a ternary repost."

"The biggest lie ""I have read the terms and conditions"""

"How do you cure a nymphomaniac? Marry her."

"Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries? Neitherthey prefer boysenberries."

"DNA What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA? [Kicked out of the zoo.](/spoiler)"

"A midget went to the gym while visiting Sweden... He was a little thor the next day."

"What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her head."