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Joke of the Day
"Happy anniversary to the love of my life.. and her husband Jonathan."
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"Anyone under the age of 21 should be legally required to end every sentence with the phrase ""but there's a good chance I'm wrong about that"""
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic..... ... and so am I."
"My coworker who believes Jesus Christ was the immaculately conceived son of God who rose from the dead can't believe it's Monday already."
"Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter."
"Ever notice when you need to delete a phone app and you get the icons jiggling? They seem all panicky about who's getting cut from the team"
"Did you hear? Oxygen and Magnesium are dating. When I found out I was like OMg!"
"What was Adolf Hitler's favourite computer game? Mein Kraft."
"Why did the pancake cross the road? His friends egged him on"
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He flushed."