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Joke of the Day

"People that say ""we're not even white, we're pink"" obviously haven't seen the parts of me that have never been in sunlight."

"My girlfriend must think that I'm John Cena. She told me she's not seeing me anymore."

"How does raw chicken taste? Fowl"

"Ever heard of a Freudian slip? It's when you say one thing but mean your mother."

"It is literally impossible to prove that Harry Potter wasn't just in his parents basement on acid the whole time"

"Beauty & the Beast 2 is just 90 minutes of Belle and the prince shopping for new furniture after it all turned back into people."

"What do transsexuals run on? Gender fluid."

"What's black and white and being milked tonight? Michael brown's death"

"What Does an Angry Sheep Say in Battle? Fus Ro BAAAAAAAA."

"What do Nazi Germany and vaginas have in common? Their tendency to subjugate poles."