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Joke of the Day

"I saw a fight between a group of Gay guys.... Blows were exchanged."

"what do you say about a high mountain? its pretty stoned"

"Inflation joke Due to inflation, a picture is now worth only 436 words. Thanks obama."

"Boxing and fencing Two sports that have nothing to do with boxes or fences"

"I bet you want to hear a ghost joke right? Thats the spirit."

"What's do you get when you mix a zebra and a donkey? I am not sure but I think it will come out a bit zonkey"

"Thor Odinson may not be the coolest God-name ever... But it's still better than Loki Adoptedson. /burn"

"I don't have a summer home, but I do have several different email addresses."

"Why did princess Diana cross the road? because she wasn't wearing a seat belt"

"COP: careful, this guy's insane DETECTIVE: ok [he walks into the interrogation room] ME: i dont like the creme part of oreos D: jesus christ"