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Joke of the Day

"I don't have a summer home, but I do have several different email addresses."

"why do you never see hippos hiding in trees? cause they're really fuckin' good at it"

"The two most popular gifts women receive on Valentine's Day are a box of things that make her fat and a bouquet of things she can watch die."

"Ode to Joy. What's Beethoven's favourite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NAAAA."

"A muslim opens a stir-fry restaurant in Hawai. He called it ""Aloha-Wok-bar""."

"Why did the ""pervert"" cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the cbicken! Hahahaha"

"What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for? Organized crime."

"A pharmaceutical truck full of Viagra was stolen today. The police said to be on the lookout for hardened criminals"

"AMD should make a self-driving car... ...because they specialize in creating things that don't come with drivers."

"I can eat a rope and have it come out tied at the other end. . . I shit you knot"