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Joke of the Day

"I bet you want to hear a ghost joke right? Thats the spirit."

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"My first language is condescension. You wouldn't understand it."
"What is a Nazi's favorite bird? Q: What's a Nazi's favorite bird? A: Austrich"
"What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay? a bagel"
"We need to get into the fertilizer industry... I hear business is booming."
"Wanna Hear a Joke? Women's Rights. (jk)"
"i love hoodies man. am i skinny ? am i fat ? nobody knows"
"No one has ever said, ""You know what would make this even better? Turkey bacon."""
"A child asks: ""Mom, why do women wear white on their wedding day?"" Mom: Well, they wear white because it's the happiest day of their life. Child: Then why does the man wear black?"
"what's big, black and looks good on a lawyer's neck? a doberman"