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Joke of the Day

"Thor Odinson may not be the coolest God-name ever... But it's still better than Loki Adoptedson. /burn"

"Why doesn't ISIS Like School? Because they always bombed their tests."

"A little girl was next in line. 'My name's Curtain' she said. 'I hope your first name is not Agnate ?' 'No it's velvet !'"

"I find myself addicted to this website just like my Father before me. Guess why that is? It's He*reddit*tary."

"Hungarian mom yells at her son: ""Take off your underwear... ...and put it back on properly: Yellow front, brown back."""

"BREAKING - The Russian Navy has released a statement after accidentally sinking one of it's own submarines Oops, wrong sub."

"How can you tell if a redneck is on her period? You can see the blood on the tip of her dad's penis."

"Walking into a store wearing the clothes from that store is humiliating and I don't know why."

"My garbage disposal can't even handle this banana and now I'm wondering if I actually have a garbage disposal."

"Glad I'm not a general, because auto-correct just changed ""lunch order"" to ""launch order."""