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Joke of the Day

"Inflation joke Due to inflation, a picture is now worth only 436 words. Thanks obama."

"No clean Tupperware today, so I brought my yogurt to work tied up in a condom. No longer allowed to use the employee fridge."

"Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display? The Sithsonian."

"Which Knight invented the Round Table? Sir Cumference"

"How do you get a man in a coma hard? Lick his Comatoes"

"Just a stupid joke I made up... What is a pedophile's favorite Jedi? Kid Fisto."

"I don't know why /r/deadbedrooms complains so much about starfish sex. Personally, it really turns me on when her arms grow back."

"THIS IS THE POLICE. COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP. ""Wrong house guys."" ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? ""Yup, happens a lot."" OKAY COOL, SORRY."

"Did you hear about the mod that got pissed off? [deleted]"

"what is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"