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Joke of the Day

"Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !"

"So George Harrison's song, ""Isn't It A Pity?"" came on the radio... ...and I said, with all sincerity, ""Awesome! Isn't it a pity?!"""

"Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese? It was for the grater good."

"What is a pirates favorite letter? P. Because without it, he'd be irate."

"Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head is so far away from it's body."

"Why does everybody love honey? Because it never gets old."

"Barista: Can I get your name? Me: Lisa Barista: Pizza? Me: Yeah, that's fine."

"What do you call a Nazi doctor that served in WWII and only took animal patients? A Veteran Aryan Veterinarian!"

"Why was the 40 degree angle so nice to the 50 degree angle? Because its very complementary!"

"[signing birth certificate] wife: you put Owen, right? me: yup nurse: Now we'll just need a footprint from little [reading] ""Owned"""