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Joke of the Day
"Why does everybody love honey? Because it never gets old."
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"I clicked ""Submit a Joke"" before thinking of what I'd say Now I know how the Republican party feels."
"I only break out my Cookie Monster impression if a date is going terribly or really well."
"My grades are getting better Sike, that's the wrong subreddit"
"I wrote ""except zombies"" on my welcome mat so I know I'll be safe during a zombie apocalypse."
"Do you brush your teeth without making a mess like in the commercials because I usually look like I have minty fresh rabies."
"""Hi?"" -First cow being milked"
"Your Harvard education doesn't make me respect you more - it makes me respect Harvard less."
"Two foot fetishists are sitting in the back of a police van. One turns to the other says: ""I think we got off on the wrong foot."""
"What's Black & Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"