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Joke of the Day
"My door to door VHS sales are taking a nose dive because of the economy."
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"I dont think I can be gay I just dont have it in me."
"This chick I met last week says she wants a guy who is funny and spontaneous', yet when I tap on the kitchen window uninvited late at night dressed as a clown it's all panic and screaming."
"Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a slice of bread"
"What is the favorite number of french potheads? 80"
"Why would anyone come on Twitter JUST to argue? Don't you have an ex, or a spouse, or a family member that you can argue with?"
"I was asked a million dollar question today ""Is that your car that just crashed into my lamborghini ??"""
"Einstein finally developed a theory about space... and it was about time too!"
"What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ? Reptiles !"
"What did dracula say to his girlfriend when she asked about sex? ""I only do oral once a month"""