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Joke of the Day
"How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazilian!"
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"What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out? He saw stars."
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"What is worse than Spygate? Deflate-Gate"
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"I hate it when people need constant re-assurance. You know what I mean?"
"What's red, white, and full of holes? Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork."
"What do you call a vibrating cat? An ocellate."