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Joke of the Day
"What is bordering stupidity? Canada and Mexico both are."
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"What's blue and orange & sits at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands."
"After spending twenty minutes making up outrageous symptoms, WebMD diagnosed me immature, and an asshole."
"I can always tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I have to untag on Monday."
"[after lover's spat] ME: Honey. Lamb chop. Sweetie cakes. HER: You're just naming foods. ME: Pumpkin. Muffin. HER: ... ME: Zucchini bread."
"A guy sees an Indian in a port-a-poty The guy asks how long he has been down there. The Indian responds, ""Many a moon"""
"I'm American and I hate it when people say that America is the most ignorant country in the world Personally, I think Europe is the most ignorant country in the world."
"A duck walks in to an alternative medicine practicioners office. Points a wing at him and says with a frown: ""Quack!"""
"If you accept small grammatical errors, decent society collapses and then everyone starts marrying dogs. That's what happened to Australia."
"I wonder what people with house phones posted on MySpace today?"