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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy? Decalfinated."

"Why does a penis have a hole in the end? So men can be open minded"

"What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? RAWR!"

"There's a cat curled up on my pillow, and I'd probably be a lot more cool with that if I actually owned a cat."

"Hooters needs to change its sign. All these years I thought I was eating owl wings."

"David Copperfield's fed up of performing the old trap-door trick... It's just a stage he's going through."

"What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school? Algaebra..."

"My girlfriend called me a pervert... but what does she know, she's only 13 years old."

"Don't be fooled by the treadmill in my basement. I got it so I can be in a recliner drinking a beer even when I'm walking the dog."

"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gave it to her."