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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy? Decalfinated."
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"RIP boiling water You shall be mist"
"What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios? Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!"
"The George Dubya Bush Presidential Library burned down... All three books were destroyed. Two of em hadn't even been coloured in yet."
"I think the lady at the movies is ""shushing"" me, but I can't tell because I'm eating Doritos."
"Permanently blinded people of Reddit, what is your favourite movie?"
"99 problems and pizza solves every single 1"
"Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to? Chopin"
"Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter? Because the shelter was non prophet."
"Me: What did you do at preschool? 3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down."