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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy? Decalfinated."

"Which of the American forces is the most patriotic? The Air Force, because its US AF."

"People think being a programmer is super exciting But sometimes it's just null and void."

"How is a Trump campaign chief like a vibrator? Both are charged with battery."

"Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob from a guy... it feels good until you look down and realize you're gay."

"A man walks into a bar I'm a titty"

"Why do Native Americans hate snow? It's white and on their land."

"TIFU by mixing up my sub order at subway. Whoops, wrong sub."

"The comedian stopped at the fabric store on his way to a comedy gig. He was looking for new material."

"They're demanding figgy pudding. They won't go until they get some. What do I do? Call the cops? I'm calling the cops."