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Joke of the Day

"Aliens scoop me up & put me in a big glass jar w holes poked in the lid. They scatter Pringles inside to simulate my natural environment."

"What do you call a line of iron cats? A Feline..."

"I haven't heard anything from my doctor since my ear surgery. Or anyone, for that matter."

"What do you call the Mexican KKK? The Que Que Que."

"Knock knock ""who's there?"" ""Europe"" ""Europe who?"" ""No, you're a poo"""

"Two nuclear explosions occur next to each other. ""You're way too close to me"" says nuke #1. ""I'm Feynman"" says the other."

"Star Wars Episode VII is like a used car lot. (spoilers) It's where you can see an old Hyundai"

"Why do so many white people get lost skiing? It's hard to find them in the snow."

"what do you call chicken shawarma wrapped in a tortilla? A mosqueito."

"Did you know that a stake through the heart kills humans too?"