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Joke of the Day

"Aliens scoop me up & put me in a big glass jar w holes poked in the lid. They scatter Pringles inside to simulate my natural environment."

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"Whenever anyone mentions something about a vicious cycle, I imagine an evil bike that can't stop killing."
"What do you call someone who tells too many lame dinosaur jokes? I dino-bore! . I'm sorry."
"""I wasn't that drunk..."" ""Dude, you were driving your truck around the Walmart parking lot trying to find your truck."""
"I use head&shoulders Me: I use head&shoulders frequently Friend: But you dont have dandroof? Me: Exactly!"
"What did the Estonian student say in language class? I'll never Finnish. *dodges tomato*"
"Sorry I burnt your degree from the University of Phoenix thinking that a better degree would rise from its ashes."
"My grandfather has the heart of a lion... ...and a lifetime ban from the local zoo."
"JFK put a man on the moon Obama put a man in a woman's bathroom"
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