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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock ""who's there?"" ""Europe"" ""Europe who?"" ""No, you're a poo"""

"My girlfriend and I tried Anal sex for the first time today. It was a little ruff at first but I'm finally managing to sit down again."

"Scottish Independence"

"""I don't know, dude. Probably science & shit."" Worst answer I ever gave in a job interview. :("

"When I'm on reddit When I'm drunk on reddit: ""Perhaps an up vote for this fine sir, he provided intriguing content."" When I'm sober on reddit: ""YOU SHALL ALL BE DOWN VOTED! NO ONE SHALL BE UP VOTED!"""

"Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke? Because he finally got it!"

"Then there was the Puerto Rican surgeon who made medical history. He performed the first appendix transplant."

"Million dollar idea: let's start a Twitter swear jar"

"How do you keep someone from hearing the punchline of a joke?"

"Gave a homeless guy a dollar and got this joke... What came first - the chicken, or the egg? Neither. The rooster always comes first."