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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the Mexican KKK? The Que Que Que."
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"""I got hoes in different area codes."" - World's most disorganized landscaper."
"A person running around with a laptop chasing an unsecured WiFi signal looks eerily like a cat chasing a laser pointer."
"I have a serious self-loathing problem! Trust me to say that..."
"[Kool-Aid Man breaks thru wall] Oh ya! [breaks 2nd wall] Oh ya! [3rd wall] OHHH YEAAHH! [breaks 4th wall] I've had many, many concussions"
"A farmer walks onto a field, shovel in hand and starts digging long canals. The field groans and says to the farmer.. You're really irrigating me"
"How does a Muslim close the door? Islams it."
"What does a North Korean ricochet sound like? PYONG! YANG!"
"If you are what you eat Then that explains why I'm such an asshole"
"Order by telephone only. A friend of mine went to buy a sim card. Turns out you need to call ahead to get one."