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Joke of the Day
"Star Wars Episode VII is like a used car lot. (spoilers) It's where you can see an old Hyundai"
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"How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead"
"Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations? They don't believe in higher powers."
"Old meaning of sorry. ""I won't do it again."" New meaning of sorry. ""Damn I got caught, next time I need to be more careful."""
"Police officer: When's your birthday? Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year? Me: Ugh duh every year"
"Pretty sure Zinedine Zidane never forgave his parents for all the waiting he had to do for his attendance call in school."
"You can make jokes about anything; just not Mexicans. That's crossing the border."
"spraypainting ""CHEATER"" on my car to make it look like im sexually active"
"I heard this really funny joke about procastination I'll post it later"
"How do a neckbeard's cells divide? by m'tosis"