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Joke of the Day

"Star Wars Episode VII is like a used car lot. (spoilers) It's where you can see an old Hyundai"

"When i'm hungry I eat food."

"What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods? I'm not doing that again for two bucks."

"I've decided to shave off my eyebrows and draw them in. It's pretty cool, except when I have to redraw them to show somebody I'm angry."

"I hate combing my hair... It reminds me of what I did to everyone else: Let them down."

"What does a camera have in common with a condom? They both capture that special moment."

"Honestly if I had a brain I'd... probably not admit to being stupid publicly for a start."

"If u think ur parents did nothing for you, remember Jackie Shrof named his son Tiger and Bappi Da named his son Bappa. Respect your parents"

"Love becomes weak if it is not strengthened by truth. Truth becomes hard if it is not softened by love."

"In my defense, it was a fantastic idea at 3am..."