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Joke of the Day
"Why do so many white people get lost skiing? It's hard to find them in the snow."
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"What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty? Pessimist Prime"
"I'm the Babe Ruth of the toilet I always get the runs"
"*At funeral* ""Your Mom is so fat"" I said eulogy, not roast. ""oh right, I'm sorry. Your mom WAS so fat..."""
"What did Black-Della wear? Whatever her Massa chooses."
"Nut allergic people can't get anything for free Because the stuff they buy must be nut free"
"The doctor said I have only a month to live so I shot him. the judge gave me 50 years"
"What is 6.9? A wonderful thing ruined by a period"
"Friend told me he buffed up without any protein shakes. No whey."
"If you drive a Hummer, I will assume you are a douchebag. If aforementioned Hummer is bright yellow, I will crown you their king."