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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a line of iron cats? A Feline..."

"I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time."

"To all you ladder manufacturers, I got something to tell you. Step it up!"

"So a man goes to work... Memed XD im a grill btw so upboat plz."

"Joke: The swearing parrot geaNostra"

"Teenager: Bae swag YOLO Me: In better times, people who spoke gibberish like that were burned as witches."

"Good friends are hard to find. Especially if they stabbed me in the back. In fact you won't find them officer. Stop looking"

"Do stoners just call it a five? Do native American Indians just ask 'Are you?' after greeting someone? Do Canadians buy smaller batteries by accident, eh?"

"What's the generic name for Viagra? Mycoxafloppin."

"Did you guys hear about the new exorcist movie? where the woman hires the devil to pull the priest out of her son."