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Joke of the Day
"What disease does a mad scientist have? boffin spongiform encephalopathy"
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"How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated? Defeeted"
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be."
"Sometimes I run alongside trains, tearfully waving, just so people will think I have a girlfriend."
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He tried to work it out with a slide rule."
"""They say children learn by example, even for potty training."" -I explain to my horrified neighbor as my son and dog poop on the lawn"
"Fuck these annoying yellow bastards.. No I'm not talking about the Chinese, I'm talking about the minions."
"Look, all I'm saying is, you never see Nikki Manaj and E.T. in the same place at the same time."
"What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth? The Alpacalisp."
"I found out I've been spelling pedo wrong for years. It's actually paedo. Always handy to spellcheck a CV."