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Joke of the Day
"If Yao Ming decides to a get cat, he should name it Meow Ming."
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"Did you hear about the guys who stole Ar off the periodic table? They Argon and got away."
"I hear you knocking at my door. You thinking I'm going to answer it is your second mistake."
"I had a sip of the Milky Way galaxy. It turns out I'm galactose intolerant."
"Did you guys hear about the gay astronaut? He landed on Uranus"
"What does a turkey scream right before you squirt a hot load all over it? Baster! Baster!"
"What kind of emotional tailspin causes people to ""like"" Lysol on Facebook?"
"I like my Jews like I like my subway... Toasted."
"What does the penis say to the condom? Cover me I'm going in."
"What did one black guy say to another black guy? We're both black guys."