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Joke of the Day

"Remember, Christmas isn't about how big your tree is, or what's under it. It's about who's around it."

"Was Snoop Dogg being serious when he changed his name? Or was Snoop Lion ?"

"I would fake a heart attack but this coworker would just try to finish his story in the ambulance ride to the hospital."

"There is no such thing as Internet stalking. Stalking requires physical activity. Fun activity like softly brushing your hair at night Sarah"

"How hot was that oven? That they baked you in? Because you're hotter than a freshly baked Pizza!"

"Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks."

"Bought that new Mac Book Pro today. Apparently they crush up 100 Japanese children's retinas too make the display. Or something. I zone out."

"Bring on the Limericks! Belinda, a charming young lass Had a most magnificent ass. Twasn't rounded and pink, As you probably think, It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass."

"I went to buy a bag of air... They accidentally put potato chips in it."

"What is it called when an Ethiopian takes a shit? Bragging"