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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, tell them, I'm outstanding."

"A humorous joke to say on January 1st, ""I haven't had sex since LAST year!"" When really it's only been 21 years, 3 months and 18 days."

"They say there is safety in numbers tell that to 6 million jews"

"Your forehead is so big you donated it to charity for shelter!"

"Cop: ""Sir, what's in the bottle next to you? Me: ""It's water"" Cop: ""Sir, this is wine"" Me: ""What? Jesus! He did it again!"""

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender! Badum dum tiss"

"My doctor said my cervix is perfect. I'm still blushing."

"Just saw Snow White working at Lady Foot Locker, she was looking hot, seriously, she was the fairest of the mall."

"A little boy told his mom that he wants to be like Donald trump when he grows up Mom: Well pick one, you cant be both"

"Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file!"