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Joke of the Day
"What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday? Thanks for sediments"
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"Do you know how to disappoint a fellow Redditor? [deleted] Why would you fall for this again?"
"Oh nothing, just standing next to my computer browsing the internet on my phone"
"You know those orange cones they put on the road for you to knock over? Totally just beat my previous high score."
"Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one!"
"Before the Wright brothers made the first airplane, Chuck Norris had already invented the rocket and flown to Pluto, where he lived for 20 years.........naked"
"""I'm going to lay right here in the doorway and give people a dumb look as they trip over me.""- Damned dog.... Could've been me though."
"Did you hear about the earthquake in Korea? It was Seoul crushing."