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Joke of the Day

"me: SHOW ME WHERE IT SAYS `NO CATS ALLOWED' thats not a cat its a king cobra & it just went into the ballpit me: Bitey loves kids doe"

"My favorite knock knock joke Knock knock: Who's there 9/11 9/11 who I thought you would never forget!!!"

"What languages do pigs speak Porktuguese"

"If I had a dollar for every time I think about you, I'd start thinking about you."

"Oh, jokes from 7 year-olds are cool now? From my son last night: ""Why do sea gulls fly over the sea?"" Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bay gulls (""like bagels, get it Dad?"")."

"What do you call jokes about bread? buns"

"What do you call a red headed baker? A ginger bread man"

"I mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later"

"Babies are just footballs that can cry."

"How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth? Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom."