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Joke of the Day
"If I had a dollar for every time I think about you, I'd start thinking about you."
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"What do they call the pun masters of the streets? Punksters"
"What do you call a spoiled girl blogging about her 1st world problems? A feminist."
"@funTweeters I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers"
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks to work today."
"The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later."
"Why is leather so good for sneaking around in? Because leather is made of hide."
"If Rob Ford was a duck what he would be smoking? Quack"
"a couple of bros... ""I wanna know. Which one of you is Bro Montana, and which is Terrell Browens?"""
"What happened when the fat woman backed into the airplane propeller? Disaster."