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Joke of the Day

"Oh, jokes from 7 year-olds are cool now? From my son last night: ""Why do sea gulls fly over the sea?"" Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bay gulls (""like bagels, get it Dad?"")."

"Father: I hear you skipped school to play football Son: No I didn't and I have the fish to prove it!"

"Humour is of two types below the belt and above the forehead."

"404 jokes... I just can't find the humor in them."

"How do you detach frogs leg You Ribbit"

"How do you shut Donald Trump up? Muzzle-im"

"Do you like yogurt? I bet I like it more than you. I'd put money on it. I'll come to your fucking house."

"How do you keep the entire front page of Reddit in suspense?"

"wife: as immature as you are, you do do a lot for this family, so thank you me: *giggles* wife: me: wife: ...go ahead me: ""do do"""

"Whenever I talk about me and friend doing something, it's a good bet that my friend is actually a pizza."