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Joke of the Day
"What do black people and a tornado have in common? It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood."
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"*smudges lipstick* *smears eyeliner* *gets mascara on earlobe* *never tries make-up sex again*"
"Because 'brunch' sounds better than 'I slept until 2pm, I have a hangover and I want pancakes.'"
"""Hey buddy, what's up?!!"" -- short honk ""I WILL KILL YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE"" -- long honk"
"""Dad, why isn't there chocolate meatloaf?"" - my brilliant 3 year old son Patrick"
"I was going to post this funny incest joke last night... But I was too busy nailing OP's mom"
"You know that movie Anaconda? They filmed it in my pants."
"In ""Beantown"" for the night. I expected more burritos."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy, and the other is a little lighter."
"[1665] ME:Make it enormous ""But if I paint a red cross on ur door, ppl will think you've got the plague & never visit"" ME:Make it enormous"