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Joke of the Day
"I was going to post this funny incest joke last night... But I was too busy nailing OP's mom"
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"How can you tell a black lady is pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked."
"Why are there only seat belts in the end of the bus? Because #backlivesmatter"
"What does 80 year old pussy smell like? Depends"
"If a tattoo artist... If a tattoo artist does an absolutely perfect tattoo on only one butt cheek, is that still considered a half-ass job?"
"I can't stand those interfering people who bang on your door and tell you how you need to be ""saved"" or you'll ""burn""... Fucking firemen."
"What's a down syndrome's kids favorite thing to do at prom? Slow Dancing."
"*strums guitar* This is a little ditty I've been working on called ""Stop putting nuts in the god damn brownies"" Hope you like it."
"How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven. One chief of police to oversee it, and 10 cops to beat the lightbulb until it wants to change."
"What goes ""Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech""? A blonde at a flashing red light."