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Joke of the Day
"In ""Beantown"" for the night. I expected more burritos."
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"Don't joke.... About hobos because they are just poor."
"What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells."
"Raise the bar ..? Like, go and drink upstairs ..?"
"What's worse than a girl falling asleep during sex? A girl waking up during sex."
"""Say, farmer....."" Traveling Salesman: ""Say, farmer, where does that road go to?"" Farmer: ""Well, I lived here all my life, it ain't gone nowhere yet."""
"Why did the T.V. break up with the remote? She thought he was too controlling."
"I've always wanted to drown my troubles But I can never get my wife to go swimming"
"You stop bad music with a tuning fork. How do you stop bad singing? A pitchfork"
"Your mom is like a shotgun. Two cocks and she's ready to blow."