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Joke of the Day
"""Hey buddy, what's up?!!"" -- short honk ""I WILL KILL YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE"" -- long honk"
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"Yog see woman Yog ask woman out Yog go on date Yog fall in love Yog act like an idiot Yog get dumped Yoghurt."
"My wife likes too talk after sex So she calls me from the hotel room."
"I don't date older women because it takes too long to listen to their life story."
"Imagine me sitting alone, pouting in a wedding dress with a defeated slump and unwrapping and eating a Snickers bar. That's my fetish."
"I got caught masturbating recently, to a National Geographic magazine. I don't know who was more embarrassed me or my dentist."
"Why does carpet never make a sound? It's the world's quietest pervert."
"Don't grocery shop hungry. Don't go to bed angry. Don't promise when ur happy. Don't do anything. Just kinda sit there til u die."
"Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers? They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds."
"So Jeffrey Dahmer goes to the doctor... After some tests, the doctor tells Jeffery that he's tested positive for Hepatitis. Jeffrey responds ""It must of been something I ate."""