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Joke of the Day
"""Dad, why isn't there chocolate meatloaf?"" - my brilliant 3 year old son Patrick"
Next Joke
"Homophobic means you're scared of your house."
"What did the FLAC say? I'm an audiophile"
"My grandfather could never throw anything away... That's why he died in the war holding a hand grenade"
"Me: you have a good head on your shoulders Neck: ok wow, i'm like right here"
"what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? father's day"
"Does it count as necrophilia if she's just dead inside?"
"What did the redditor say to the other redditor? Yes."
"[at zoo] Kids, here we have reptiles. Reptiles are cold-blooded. This means they rely on external heat and often answer texts with just a K."
"My Grandpa said,... ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."