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Joke of the Day
"1 out of every 5 kids face hunger the other 4 turn away"
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"Lord of the Rings is about a bunch of straight men fighting over jewelry."
"My deodorant is called ""state's evidence""... Part of the Wetness Protection program."
"Friend: OMG did u see the thing on the news about the sinister clowns? Me: *flashback to me watching the debate* yeah I think I saw that"
"Why do pill bottles have cotton in them? To remind blacks in America that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers."
"I hear seatbelts save lives! Nope, nevermind, still have cancer."
"When I was 6 I got coal from Santa... The next year I decided to get back at him and poison the cookies. Somehow, the bastard found out and killed my dad"
"Fell asleep last night with the T.V. off. Was that camping?"
"If you need me I'll always be stuck behind the person who doesn't know how to use the CVS self-checkout aisle."
"What is Donald Trump's favorite nation? Discrimination"