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Joke of the Day

"Why do pill bottles have cotton in them? To remind blacks in America that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers."

"My black friend called me a disgrace in front of his girlfriend. But then I realized he was introducing me to his girlfriend, Grace."

"The RAF will be doing a flypast over Buckingham Palace. Due to a lack of aircraft they'll be using the Easy-Jet from Gatwick to Barcelona."

"Why can't gay students ever have a 4.0 GPA? Because they're not straight A students."

"My sex life (Dirty) My sex life is like the Kentucky Derby, four hours of foreplay, and only 90 seconds of real action"

"How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac? They use Force quit."

"I like my women how I like my chicken. Friend: Battered? Me:...no...hot and spicy...."

"Friends are like snowflakes. If you pee on them they disappear."

"What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom? Help! I'm melting!"

"What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla? The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year."