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Joke of the Day
"I hear seatbelts save lives! Nope, nevermind, still have cancer."
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"What do you do to a dead fruit? You *berry* it."
"Where do toilets live? Porcel Lane."
"What's the funniest fish in the world? Piranhahahahaha Don't lynch me"
"I bought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday. Not a great gift I know, but you should've seen her face light up when she opened it."
"what idot labeled all the orange juice labels w/ ""no pulp"" insted of ""pulp fiction"""
"It's been so long since I've gotten laid My sperm's starting to grow legs."
"""What's the biggest fish you ever caught?"" ""That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...."" ""That's not so big!"" ""Between the eyes?"""
"I never know how much to tip a cow."
"So, a dyslexic walks into a bra..."