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Joke of the Day
"Lord of the Rings is about a bunch of straight men fighting over jewelry."
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"Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote."
"I was going to say a gay joke... butt fuck it."
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"I lost my teeth eating candy at the wrong time of day Just as her husband got home"
"What happens when doughnuts join a sorority? They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order."
"Read on r/todayilearned that Saint Ambrose was the first person to practice silent reading... ...which is crazy, because typically, Catholics never shut up about their favorite book."
"Why was the band late to their gig? Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys."
"Two condoms walk past a gay bar one turns to the other and says ""hey, wanna go in there and get shitfaced""?"