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Joke of the Day
"What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him? Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue"
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"Imagine if Trump becomes President and we are invaded by aliens. Alien: Take us to your leader. America: *Looks ashamed* Are you sure?"
"When my friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."
"Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road? because it did."
"I was too late for the ribeye special at the supermarket. Such a big missed steak."
"If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one...?"
"If I was a squirrel I'd chuck my nuts in your hole!"
"Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born."
"People with Bluetooth headsets always look like the least important people you could possibly call."
"Why isn't ""cheating"" a relationship status on Facebook?"