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Joke of the Day

"Why isn't ""cheating"" a relationship status on Facebook?"

"I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined."

"I'm not gaining weight. I'm losing wavelength"

"I saw a Trump supporter getting jumped by 6 guys yesterday, I knew I had to do something. So I jumped in. He had no chance against 7 of us."

"""Men, we need a durable lunch meat that can also be used as a hockey puck."" - makers of Spam."

"I'm an early bird and a night owl, so I'm basically some form of permanently exhausted pigeon"

"Don't ask me if I have a safety pin if you're going to look at me all weird when I pull one out of my pocket and hand it to you."

"How do you say unicorn in Spanish? Unamaize"

"Someone stole all the toilets from the local police station Detectives have nothing to go on."

"Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she was a litter bug."