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Joke of the Day

"I wouldn't be so scared of spiders if they were wearing tiny shoes."

"Next time my cat has some friends over, I'm going to puke right next to where they are sitting and see how she likes it."

"Why is the new Windows OS called Windows 10 Because 789"

"Tomorrow I am going to dig up and open the time capsule I buried when I was a kid. Cannot wait to see how big my puppy has gotten!"

"How did Hellen Keller burn her ear? She answered the iron."

"Person on this home improvement show said everybody needs ""a good screwing surface."" Can't argue with that logic."

"What do you call an old person from Portugal? A portugeeser"

"I work at a women's shoe store Sometimes I tie the laces together... Bitches be trippin'"

"When I die I want my Group project members to lower me into my grave. So they can let me down one last time."

"A man that recently turned blind stabbed himself because he couldn't see the point anymore."