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Joke of the Day

"If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one...?"

"Why don't klansmen like to eat sushi? because that would be a case of rice mixing"

"If you meet someone who believes obesity is genetic, there is a 100% chance they've consumed a #3 at McDonald's in the past 24 hours."

"First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !"

"Creed is Alter Bridge with a stapp infection."

"Jet Steel can't melt dank memes"

"What do you call an Asian flying a plane? A pirate."

"I once had a substitute that had no rules, except for no Smashmouth. I thought she was kidding, but then I saw her face."

"If you want to say something ""rude"" for the person you hate the most: 'It wouldn't be worth it to buy your voodoo doll, because i would anyways throw it in a fire right away. it's money wasting!"

"It's not a bad movie, but it is hard to believe a character named Captain America wouldn't be morbidly obese."