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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road? because it did."
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"How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? It would have been called a teeth brush anywhere else."
"Michael Cera pretending to read the nutritional facts when his dad catches him struggling to open a jar of pickles"
"I'm just not convinced that banning the sale of sentient death robots decreases deaths. The research just isn't there."
"Recent studies show that eating bacon or other red meats increases your chances of dying by 20% So apparently I have a 120% chance of dying"
"How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break."
"[Dirty Joke] A pig fell in mud. An even dirtier joke: Two pigs fell in mud."
"Seriously guys, people drive like shit when I'm tweeting"
"How can a man go eight days without sleep? No problem , He sleeps at night."
"That's nice that you're a Christian now. Could you maybe be a Christian a little quieter?"