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Joke of the Day

"If I was a squirrel I'd chuck my nuts in your hole!"

"I asked a Chinese girl for her number She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I was like ""WOW"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""

"Just heard the phrase naturally boneless chicken and that'll keep me awake tonight."

"TIL there is a new type of morning-after pill, and it's for men! It changes blood type."

"I'm from the southern US, is it OK to poke fun at myself? Why don't schools in the south teach Driver's Ed and Sex Ed on same day? Too hard on the mule."

"I wish they made aviator goggles for cats because my cat looks pretty dumb riding in my motorcycle's sidecar without them."

"Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares their dogs too much!"

"you know how when geese migrate in a v shape, sometimes one side of the v is longer - Do you know why? more geese"

"Some people are like base model cars, you can see the spots where all the normal stuff should be, but it's just never been installed."

"I walked into a disabled toilet It was autistic"