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Joke of the Day

"Trying to Have a Baby Saying that ""We are trying to have a baby"" is the only discreet way I can tell my mother-in-law that I had sex with her daughter 4 times last week."

"Heading to work this morning there was a car parked on the train tracks, with a bumper sticker that said ""Honk if you love Jesus!"" That train engineer must have REALLY loved Jesus."

"What did one coffin say to the other? Is that you coughin'?"

"How do big yellow machinery fall asleep. they bulldoze"

"Variants for running. Variants for running:- 1. Hot girl in front of you. 2. Creepy guy behind you. (If 1 applies to you, you're probably 2)"

"what's better than roses on your piano? tulips on your organ."

"Spinach is like butt sex... If you are forced to have it as a child, you aren't going to enjoy it as an adult."

"Who always wins the insect election? The lesser of two weevils."

"Walking down the street I was walking home form work and I saw a bee crawling on the grass. I was thinking of stepping on it, then I decided 'ehh I'll let it be'"

"Did you hear about the guy that ran the erectile dysfunction support group? He had to disband the group because he couldn't raise enough members."