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Joke of the Day
"What did one coffin say to the other? Is that you coughin'?"
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"Would you like to make me wine? Join everyone stomping my grapes."
"Best pick up line. Hey is your name Sandy Hook? Cuz I wanna shoot a bunch of kids inside you."
"What is red and goes putt putt putt? An outboard apple."
"It's not as exciting when you realize his name is actually Harold Potter"
"My proctologist has PTSD He has seen some shit"
"last night I did a poo and in it was a tied up length of rope I shit you knot"
"All I'm saying is if the toilet still flushes when the power and gas goes out, why don't we run more things on toilet power?"
"When I was teenage boy At first I wanted to be a gardener. Then I wanted to be a pool cleaner, afterwards a plumber. Then I stopped watching porn movies and went to college."
"Kanye West named his kid North. Drake Bell says he'll name his first kid Taco. I think Jessica Biel should name her kid Batmo."