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Joke of the Day
"What did one coffin say to the other? Is that you coughin'?"
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"What do ""white privilege"" and ""severely mentally handicapped"" have in common? Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply."
"What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on? A Dead End."
"Facebook: where English goes to die."
"Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the ""Like"" button."
"At last I've managed to find my girlfriend's G-spot! Who would have thought her sister had it all the time?"
"Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: There have been sightings of UFOs."
"What did the dill pickle say to jennifer lopez? U WOt M8>?"
"Do you want to hear a joke about sports cars? Are you sure? It contains spoilers!"
"One good thing about having kids is that they are sick every time I get invited to something I don't want to do."