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Joke of the Day

"what's better than roses on your piano? tulips on your organ."

"Interviewer: ""What's your greatest accomplishment?"" Me: ""I was in a lot of people's MySpace Top 8s back in 2004."""

"Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ? He had no body to go with !"

"What did Darth Vader say to the Internet? May the force e-with you."

"Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet? A: They were dating the same girl in high school."

"How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb? Zero. Let that bitch cook in the dark"

"What is the easiest way to kill a gaggle of black men? Tie watermelons to the bottom of a lake"

"The band 1024 Megabytes is coming to town. It's their first gig."

"Why don't native Americans like snow? We don't like anything white on our land."

"Tape a terrible drawing of a refrigerator onto your child."