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Joke of the Day
"Who always wins the insect election? The lesser of two weevils."
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"what do computers & old testament gods have in common Lots of rules and no mercy"
"[announcement over PA at work] ""FREE TACOS IN THE BREAKROOM"" *I walk there so fast the noise from my corduroys breaks everyone's eyeglasses*"
"Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?"
"A cattle truck passed me on the highway He was haulin' ass"
"*flashes smile* *smile calls police*"
"My kids just introduced themselves as ""Let's Go"" and ""We're Late"""
"Once upon a time there was a Chinese man and a Chinese woman Look how many there are now"
"Women with large breasts are generally more successful than men with large breasts."
"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pumpkin"