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Joke of the Day
"Who always wins the insect election? The lesser of two weevils."
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"You show me your boobs and I'll show you my tattoo... Tit for Tat"
"In most conversations, my face is basically a red battery logo with 10% written next to it."
"My signature move is falling in love with a beautiful girl, then giving her really good advice on how to date someone else."
"My Girlfriend wanted me to give her anal. I said fuck that shit."
"[offensive] Why didn't Hitler become an artist? Because he hated mixing colors..."
"NSFW how much sperm does a gay guy have? A butt load"