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Joke of the Day

"Two monitors are at a new years party... One says ""So, what's your new years resolution?"" The other replies ""1080p""."

"What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua? A short one!"

"I'm really worried of discrimination based on skin color during the Trump regime The thing is, unfortunately, I'm not orange..."

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your moms throat!"

"Have you seen John anywhere? No, but I've Cena guy just like him."

"I like my dates like I like my women... ...across the street and unaware that I'm watching!"

"George R.R. Martin finished Winds of Winter!"

"Interviewer: What's your greatest strength? Potential employee: Shape shifting. Interviewer: Really? Interviewer: Yes. Interviewer: Shit."

"How does the Consigliere get into the Godfather's house late at night? with his own set of donkeys!"

"Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for? A: If you divorce your wife in Arkansas is she still your cousin?"