76557
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence? A falcon genius."
Next Joke
"Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'? Because they can't spell toboggan."
"Being fat is over weighted.- Elmer Fudd"
"TIL you can fit 30 bananas in a Kangaroo's pouch. Also, I'm not allowed at the zoo anymore."
"So, the KGB walks into a bar... ...and they start, uh... they... I, uh... I don't know. I didn't see *anything*; I swear!"
"Offensive jokes? Is there a subreddit for this?"
"What is Hitler's least favorite letter? The gas bill."
"*calls into work* ""yo boss i'm real sick"" ""you don't sound sick..."" ""ya, just got a new tribal tat & heelys"" ""wow u do sound hella sick"""
"I'm not really sure I'm understanding this financial crisis in Greece... It's all Greek to me."
"What's the hardest thing about skydiving? The ground."