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Joke of the Day
"If Hillary wins in 2016, it's gonna be a huge year for shoulder pads"
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"The mail slot on your door is so you can tell the mailman you love him"
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"Sorry I had to cancel for the 5th time in a row, I thought you would stop inviting me by now."
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"What's ""68""? You do me and I owe you one."
"I like my girlfriend's new glow-in-the-dark braces... ...her smile really lights up the room now."